{"id":1341,"date":"2014-07-26T16:24:21","date_gmt":"2014-07-26T23:24:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.authorjennifergriffith.com\/?p=1341"},"modified":"2014-07-26T16:24:21","modified_gmt":"2014-07-26T23:24:21","slug":"the-tornado-of-craziness-soon-will-end-alas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.authorjennifergriffith.com\/?p=1341","title":{"rendered":"The Tornado of Craziness Soon Will End. Alas."},"content":{"rendered":"      <p>This last month has been a total whirlwind of crazy tornado-ness. More than anything, it&#8217;s been sucked up by driving (I&#8217;m not kidding) 4,000+ miles in the car. Yes, the thought of even driving to WalMart at this point sort of makes my knees shake. But besides the car mania, here&#8217;s what I&#8217;ve been plowing through:<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>*three manuscripts edited for friends<\/p>\n<p>*a radio appearance<\/p>\n<p>*a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.prestoncitizen.com\/?p=17034\" target=\"_blank\">book-signing<\/a><\/p>\n<p>*two multi-day family reunions<\/p>\n<p>*a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sharingshine.com\/2014\/07\/15\/video-putting-words-page\/\" target=\"_blank\">video interview <\/a>for a web magazine<\/p>\n<p>*a speaking engagement in California (part of the big driving fun)<\/p>\n<p>*two Hobby Lobby runs (long drives, sadly! but so fun! I love that store) with my girls<\/p>\n<p>*a book release &#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B00L8D6QX8\/ref=s9_simh_gw_p351_d0_i1?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;pf_rd_s=center-2&amp;pf_rd_r=1BDRMXMJKGRMPGZNF0W9&amp;pf_rd_t=101&amp;pf_rd_p=1688200382&amp;pf_rd_i=507846\" target=\"_blank\">The Lost Art <\/a>(which went to the top 100 on Kindle in three categories. Thank you so much, reading friends!)<\/p>\n<p>*a talk in church<\/p>\n<p>*three car repairs<\/p>\n<p>*a camp-out and fishing trip on the mountain\u00a0while the AC was on the fritz at our house in the desert<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Plus some other stuff that&#8217;s probably less interesting. (Not that any of this is interesting, likely.) The other things were all the fun mom stuff, like time at the pool and cleaning out kids&#8217; dresser drawers and teaching the 9 year-old to make a cake. Stuff like that. Yeah, I didn&#8217;t get much personal writing done, other than preparing the presentations and the talk.<\/p>\n<p>I have to say, it&#8217;s been quite the busy month!<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately, there&#8217;s only a bit of summer left to spend with my kids. I wish I could stretch it another few weeks before school starts up. Alas, school registration looms next week, and we still haven&#8217;t had our fun &#8220;Phineas and Ferb Week,&#8221; so I am pretty booked for the next few days doing stuff like &#8220;Backyard Beach Day&#8221; where we build sandcastles and go to the aquatic park, and &#8220;Agent P Day&#8221; where we do spy stuff. It&#8217;s going to take all my self-discipline to make myself go shop for notebooks and pens.<\/p>\n<p>This is going to be my first year in almost 17 with no kids at home during the day. Youngest darling starts first grade. (She had half-day Kindergarten.) Life will change. I&#8217;ll probably try to do a lot of writing. And some genealogy. (That&#8217;s my other great love.) I hope I get to do more church service. And plant some flowers in my front yard. And I might finish the job of painting my house that I started two years ago. Yeah, by now it probably all needs another coat of paint. Some aspects of the alone-time I relish; others, not so much.<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, though, I have ten days left of this tornado of craziness. I&#8217;m going to jam it full of mom fun and laundry.<\/p>\n<p>Until then, beware.\u00a0We might be watching you as agents of Agent P.<\/p>\n\n      <div data-chorus-discovery data-url=\"https:\/\/www.authorjennifergriffith.com\/?p=1341\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This last month has been a total whirlwind of crazy tornado-ness. More than anything, it&#8217;s been sucked up by driving (I&#8217;m not kidding) 4,000+ miles in the car. Yes, the thought of even driving to WalMart at this point sort of makes my knees shake. 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