{"id":190,"date":"2012-05-07T11:09:47","date_gmt":"2012-05-07T18:09:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.authorjennifergriffith.com\/?p=190"},"modified":"2012-05-07T11:17:55","modified_gmt":"2012-05-07T18:17:55","slug":"a-wasted-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.authorjennifergriffith.com\/?p=190","title":{"rendered":"The Sign of a Wasted Life"},"content":{"rendered":"      <p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"main-image\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/ecx.images-amazon.com\/images\/I\/51qfxqGzxjL._SY355_.jpg?w=580\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>My friend has a plaque in her kitchen: &#8220;A clean house is a sign of a wasted life.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Is there a corollary that says a dirty house is a sign of an unwasted life? I&#8217;m not sure. All I know is that I&#8217;ve now proven to myself indisputably that a clean house and concentrated writing projects are 100% incompatible. While I did edits over the past two weeks, things really got away from me. When I have to wear socks to cross the kitchen floor to protect my feet from the stickiness of five stealth batches of red Kool-Aid that was spilled, it&#8217;s time to re-up my efforts.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s another question. The old adage says there&#8217;s no sense in crying over spilt milk. But sometimes it seems there&#8217;s sense in crying over spilled Tropical Punch Kool-Aid. My poor <a title=\"Here's the argument about the color of my carpet I had with my 7yo son.\" href=\"http:\/\/cottoncandy4thesoul.blogspot.com\/2011\/05\/seeds-grow-in-dirt-my-mothers-day-essay.html\" target=\"_blank\">grey-blue<\/a> rug is now purple-patchy due to the blending of the food coloring into its fibers.<\/p>\n<p>I think I need to refocus for a day or two&#8211;before I go back into my writing cave again. Maybe I can strike a balance where I write for a couple of days and recover the house for a couple of days. Or maybe instead I could strike it rich with a bestselling novel and then hire a housekeeper! Oh, and someone to pull those weeds. I haven&#8217;t even dared look out the back window for fear I&#8217;ll see <a title=\"Look for the Bear Necessities. But why are bears in the jungle?\" href=\"http:\/\/disney.wikia.com\/wiki\/Mowgli\" target=\"_blank\">Mowgli<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>But I just got a great idea&#8211;maybe I&#8217;ll write it now and clean&#8230;<a title=\"Fiddle de dee.\" href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0031381\/quotes\" target=\"_blank\">tomorrow.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>(Oh, and here&#8217;s a link where you can get the plaque\/poster for your very own kitchen:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Clean-House-Wasted-Funny-Poster\/dp\/B000SDWU2U\">http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Clean-House-Wasted-Funny-Poster\/dp\/B000SDWU2U<\/a>\u00a0) Enjoy!<\/p>\n\n      <div data-chorus-discovery data-url=\"https:\/\/www.authorjennifergriffith.com\/?p=190\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My friend has a plaque in her kitchen: &#8220;A clean house is a sign of a wasted life.&#8221; Is there a corollary that says a dirty house is a sign of an unwasted life? I&#8217;m not sure. All I know is that I&#8217;ve now proven to myself indisputably that a clean house and concentrated writing [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"","bgseo_robots_follow":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[5],"tags":[66,53,22,20],"class_list":["post-190","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-writing","tag-creativity","tag-edits","tag-housework","tag-rewriting"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2OUjT-34","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.authorjennifergriffith.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.authorjennifergriffith.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.authorjennifergriffith.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.authorjennifergriffith.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.authorjennifergriffith.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=190"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.authorjennifergriffith.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":197,"href":"https:\/\/www.authorjennifergriffith.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190\/revisions\/197"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.authorjennifergriffith.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=190"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.authorjennifergriffith.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=190"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.authorjennifergriffith.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=190"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}