{"id":24,"date":"2012-04-04T15:01:15","date_gmt":"2012-04-04T22:01:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.authorjennifergriffith.com\/?p=24"},"modified":"2012-04-04T15:03:50","modified_gmt":"2012-04-04T22:03:50","slug":"i-saw-this-huge-nearly-naked-man-and-thought-of-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.authorjennifergriffith.com\/?p=24","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;I saw this huge nearly-naked man and thought of you.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"      <p>The other day on my Facebook <a title=\"Jennifer Griffith\" href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/AuthorJenniferGriffith\">author fansite<\/a>\u00a0a friend posted that she&#8217;d been looking in an online bookstore and found these cute little salt and pepper shakers and thought of me.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_25\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Baby-Sumo-Wrestlers-Pepper-Shakers\/dp\/B003KVOJB2\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-25\" class=\"size-full wp-image-25\" title=\"sumo baby salt and pepper\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.authorjennifergriffith.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/sumo-baby-salt-and-pepper.jpg?resize=300%2C300&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.authorjennifergriffith.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/sumo-baby-salt-and-pepper.jpg?w=300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.authorjennifergriffith.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/sumo-baby-salt-and-pepper.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-25\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The one in white is the lower ranked rikishi and the one in the black is the higher ranked.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Many thanks to Diana for seeing nearly naked obese men and thinking of me. 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