{"id":255,"date":"2012-06-05T07:35:35","date_gmt":"2012-06-05T14:35:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.authorjennifergriffith.com\/?p=255"},"modified":"2012-06-05T07:37:35","modified_gmt":"2012-06-05T14:37:35","slug":"255","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.authorjennifergriffith.com\/?p=255","title":{"rendered":"Peanut Addiction and Writing through the Inferno"},"content":{"rendered":"      <p>It&#8217;s almost scary the amount of honey roasted peanuts I&#8217;ve eaten in the past week. I once heard that peanut addiction was a sign of peanut allergy. (I think some people just don&#8217;t know what they&#8217;re talking about.) Either way, I&#8217;m going to be allergic to <em>myself<\/em> soon if the insanity doesn&#8217;t stop. Oh, look, the vat of honey roasted peanuts is almost empty. Ta-da! Problem solved.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s been so stinking hot lately. I mean, I guess that&#8217;s what I get for living in Arizona in June. But this year I&#8217;ve been outside more than usual. I mean, usually, I try to stay put in my air conditioned cocoon from May 15 to October 31, the days of the year most likely to top 100 degrees. But this year I&#8217;ve been out there running\u00a0five mornings a week, plus we have this 4 acre parcel of land I&#8217;m trying to train my kids to work by pulling\/shoveling\/whacking weeds on most mornings, and now swim lessons have started. And they staggered the start-times, so now I&#8217;m there for an hour instead of a half hour, but I can never leave and go hibernate in my car because there&#8217;s always one or more kids who need supervision. In the heat. And it&#8217;s wild how little shade there is.<\/p>\n<p>By yesterday afternoon I felt like a piece of bark. So dry.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Then I got a flash of brilliance: I should park my kids at the air conditioned movie theater (where they were showing a free movie) and then I&#8217;d sit in the lobby and work on my rewrite. It was so frosty chilled in there, I could&#8217;ve stayed for another showing (if only there&#8217;d been one.) And, lucky me!, the <a title=\"Here's what the kids watched. The 4yo slept. Long day at the pool for her.\" href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0983193\/\" target=\"_blank\">movie<\/a>\u00a0ended up being an hour and 45 minutes long&#8211;just about right for redoing two scenes. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I even got an occasional brain break (without wasting time on Twitter!)\u00a0because a friend happened by and chatted about her <a title=\"Amazing! Science and medicine are amazing!\" href=\"http:\/\/abcnews.go.com\/Health\/w_ParentingResource\/spina-bifida-babies-face-outlook-surgery-womb\/story?id=12877182\" target=\"_blank\">baby&#8217;s surgery <\/a>for a bit. Loved it. She had an amusing anecdote with the punchline &#8220;Happy Butt Day,&#8221; and how awesome is that?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not sure when I&#8217;ll get another chance to write with such focus again before the ANWA Writers Retreat at the end of the month. (That&#8217;s going to be so grrrrreat, by the way. Just what the doctor ordered.) But maybe if I wrangle the schedule, I can stay out of the heat and slap out a few thousand words now and then.<\/p>\n\n      <div data-chorus-discovery data-url=\"https:\/\/www.authorjennifergriffith.com\/?p=255\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s almost scary the amount of honey roasted peanuts I&#8217;ve eaten in the past week. I once heard that peanut addiction was a sign of peanut allergy. 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