{"id":297,"date":"2012-06-28T16:26:19","date_gmt":"2012-06-28T23:26:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.authorjennifergriffith.com\/?p=297"},"modified":"2012-06-28T16:26:19","modified_gmt":"2012-06-28T23:26:19","slug":"the-great-indoors","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.authorjennifergriffith.com\/?p=297","title":{"rendered":"The Great Indoors"},"content":{"rendered":"      <p>So I&#8217;m sitting here on a leather recliner in the mountains in an air conditioned cabin that has a chandelier. No, really. A fancy one that could be at a posh hotel&#8217;s lobby in another life. The bathroom sinks have a swan motif on the faucet that echoes the swan motif on the light fixture. There&#8217;s a &#8216;love tub&#8217; in the master bedroom. Yes, with two pillows and jets.<\/p>\n<p>I thought it was going to be a back to nature experience. But it&#8217;s more like back to &#8220;copper backsplash behind the tiled counter top beside the built in double oven&#8221; experience.<\/p>\n<p>Ahhh. This is so much better than being in nature. (For writing, I mean.)<\/p>\n<p>I like being outside. It&#8217;s great. But for a writers retreat it&#8217;s honestly great to have lovely pine trees just outside my mullioned windows that I can see from the comfort of being next to the big screen TV. (Which is turned off, I assure you, until we watch another Austen film tonight.)<\/p>\n<p>Thirty women, four days, more quiet than you could even imagine from a group like this. When it&#8217;s over, I&#8217;d like to do a page count or a word count to see if we can gauge the overall productivity of this.<\/p>\n<p>Three years ago at the ANWA\u00a0 retreat, I came in need of a new project. I&#8217;d finished one and was ready to start fresh. I had about six ideas I was juggling, trying to flesh out in outlines. The one I settled on (to my tremendous surprise) was <a title=\"It's available for pre-order, people! Just 30 days from today it's on your shelf or in your Noook!\" href=\"http:\/\/www.barnesandnoble.com\/w\/big-in-japan-jennifer-griffith\/1110581586?ean=9780984880119\" target=\"_blank\">Big in Japan<\/a>, a story of an accidental blond sumo wrestler in need of a girlfriend. That week in a much-less-posh cabin netted me about 20 pages of the beginning of the manuscript.<\/p>\n<p>So far, since yesterday I&#8217;ve edited about 50 pages of my current WIP. Ideas for fixes to the plot are just popping up and onto the pages. It&#8217;s pretty exciting! And tonight we&#8217;re having homemade spaghetti. The thing was a screaming deal at only $95 per person for the whole week. No, seriously. If you&#8217;re not in ANWA and you qualify to be in it, <em>what the heck is stopping you?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Okay, now back to my stolen art and emeralds. Bye, gang. 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