{"id":382,"date":"2012-09-10T14:23:55","date_gmt":"2012-09-10T21:23:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.authorjennifergriffith.com\/?p=382"},"modified":"2012-09-10T14:23:55","modified_gmt":"2012-09-10T21:23:55","slug":"my-super-secret-superhero-mission-du-jour","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.authorjennifergriffith.com\/?p=382","title":{"rendered":"My Super Secret Superhero Mission du jour"},"content":{"rendered":"      <p>I have spent the last several days just clearing out the toy room. After five kids and about 15 years, there are a LOT of toys. The girls went to my neighbor&#8217;s yard sale the other morning and brought home more treasures, and I thought, &#8220;That&#8217;s it! It has to stop somewhere.&#8221; Not that the trinkets were bad. They&#8217;re fine. But they just added to the already enormous pile of toys that&#8217;s probably cloning out there.<\/p>\n<p>So today, I felt super duper super when I took the kids to school and then dashed\u00a0home and made quick work (well, kinda slow&#8211; everything takes longer than I think it will) of a huge black plastic garbage bag full of sheer trash. Broken toys, ripped doll clothes, actual <em>garbage<\/em>. THEN, I loaded up a second huge black plastic garbage bag full of toys they really, really don&#8217;t need. Toys they&#8217;re too old for, toys they never play with, toys I find truly annoying. It&#8217;s hidden in the back of the truck to be deposited at the thrift store for some other mom to enjoy someday.<\/p>\n<p>Like the cute young mom who offered to buy my gallon-Ziplock bag full of mega-bloks for $5. Bless her heart!<\/p>\n<p>NOT ONLY THAT, but I also got rid of a huge, square grand piano last week. It was a collection site in my living room for about 10 years. Just a landing place for people&#8217;s homework and neckties and computer parts and dust. Now? Someone else&#8217;s living room collection site. Someone who I hope will give it the respect it deserves. It was a pretty thing. Just&#8230;magnetic.<\/p>\n<p>Phew. Can I just say? It&#8217;s great to chuck stuff in the trash. Very empowering.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s probably some analogy, like\u00a0decluttering = severe manuscript editing in there, but I&#8217;m just not in that mode for a few more weeks. I need some kind of super hero cape and mask as I carry on in my important, sanity-saving work of making the house safe. For a time.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n      <div data-chorus-discovery data-url=\"https:\/\/www.authorjennifergriffith.com\/?p=382\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have spent the last several days just clearing out the toy room. After five kids and about 15 years, there are a LOT of toys. 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