{"id":522,"date":"2012-12-06T14:52:16","date_gmt":"2012-12-06T21:52:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.authorjennifergriffith.com\/?p=522"},"modified":"2012-12-06T15:38:45","modified_gmt":"2012-12-06T22:38:45","slug":"zaneisms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.authorjennifergriffith.com\/?p=522","title":{"rendered":"Zaneisms"},"content":{"rendered":"      <p>Those of you who know me know I have a son who thinks. And thinks. And theorizes. And philosphizes. And speaks these often.<\/p>\n<p>We call these musings &#8220;Zaneisms.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s one he spouted wandering through the house one day.\u00a0It&#8217;ll likely make its way into the family Christmas letter:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Why do they always say no two snowflakes are alike? As if anyone could even take the time to check that.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;ve been hundreds and hundreds of these over the years. For a while they came fast and furious all day long. Things like, &#8220;Why don&#8217;t moms know anything about electricity?&#8221;\u00a0While I stuttered\u00a0my protest, he answered his own question with, &#8220;Oh, right. Because they only like shiny things.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Well, I couldn&#8217;t argue too vigorously against that.<\/p>\n<p>Or the time he asked, &#8220;Why don&#8217;t people live to be 200? Oh, wait. That wouldn&#8217;t be good.&#8221;\u00a0Before we could respond, he said, &#8220;Oh, yeah. Because they wouldn&#8217;t have enough <em>retirement<\/em> saved up.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Those were both when he was about 8.<\/p>\n<p>And then when he was 11, \u201cSo, I\u2019ve been thinking. When people say, \u2018Pick on someone your own size,\u2019 that\u2019s actually not such a good idea. I mean, you could get hurt. If you\u2019re going to pick on someone, it\u2019s much smarter to choose someone smaller than you.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Or, &#8220;I&#8217;d hate to be Jimmy Neutron with a migraine. His head is enormous.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s a philosopher through and through. I often &#8220;have no response to that.&#8221; And now with his newly added obsession with politics, the philosophizing has been taken to a whole new level.<\/p>\n<p>Writing the Christmas letter every year gives me a chance to go back through my journal and pick out a few of his\u00a0gems to share with family and friends, and I think it&#8217;s one of my favorite things about the Christmas season. Of course, I throw in some of the antics of the other kids as well. Like the latest career goals of my daughters (waitresses at Denny&#8217;s) and stuff like freak Family Home Evening accidents and making homemade space shuttle fuel.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s good to comb through the past, to revisit the rough times I&#8217;ve recorded and see how they smoothed themselves out, to see the Lord&#8217;s hand in my life. Keeping a journal improves my vision that way. My dad says he writes in his journal the thing that&#8217;s troubling him the most at the time. Then he often goes back through the pages to a year (or more) ago, sees what his biggest worry was, and can evaluate how God helped him through that trial or how he&#8217;s grown as that test continues.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a good way to live.<\/p>\n<p>And it&#8217;s a good way to keep track of the funny stuff and keep the love alive as the memory quickly fades.<\/p>\n\n      <div data-chorus-discovery data-url=\"https:\/\/www.authorjennifergriffith.com\/?p=522\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Those of you who know me know I have a son who thinks. And thinks. And theorizes. And philosphizes. And speaks these often. We call these musings &#8220;Zaneisms.&#8221; Here&#8217;s one he spouted wandering through the house one day.\u00a0It&#8217;ll likely make its way into the family Christmas letter: &#8220;Why do they always say no two snowflakes [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"","bgseo_robots_follow":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[303,5],"tags":[305,135,131,307],"class_list":["post-522","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-2","category-writing","tag-christmas","tag-christmas-letters","tag-family-journal","tag-journal"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s2OUjT-zaneisms","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.authorjennifergriffith.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/522","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.authorjennifergriffith.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.authorjennifergriffith.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.authorjennifergriffith.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.authorjennifergriffith.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=522"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.authorjennifergriffith.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/522\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":526,"href":"https:\/\/www.authorjennifergriffith.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/522\/revisions\/526"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.authorjennifergriffith.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=522"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.authorjennifergriffith.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=522"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.authorjennifergriffith.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=522"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}