{"id":562,"date":"2013-01-03T14:27:30","date_gmt":"2013-01-03T21:27:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.authorjennifergriffith.com\/?p=562"},"modified":"2013-01-03T14:27:30","modified_gmt":"2013-01-03T21:27:30","slug":"the-anti-magic-formula","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.authorjennifergriffith.com\/?p=562","title":{"rendered":"The Anti-Magic-Formula"},"content":{"rendered":"      <p>I really love my publisher. They are super encouraging and they really &#8220;get it&#8221; about social networking, and they&#8217;ve really encouraged me as an author to stretch outside my comfort zone and put the book out there (and myself) more than I would&#8217;ve done so otherwise.<\/p>\n<p>So yesterday, when\u00a0they sent a list of suggestions, I had to laugh out loud at one of them. It was basically:<\/p>\n<p><em>Your blog doesn&#8217;t generate enough comments. Write posts that get more people talking.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Riiiiiiiiiight.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s just funny to me because the posts I think are definitely going to ruffle feathers or bring up controversy or whatever? They sit there like a three day old baked potato on the countertop. (At least around here no one would think to pick that up.) It&#8217;s like I know the anti-magic-formula for what will\/won&#8217;t be interesting. And the posts I just randomly throw up on the screen and give not a second thought in writing? They get a bunch of Facebook likes and Twitter tweets, and even a few comments.<\/p>\n<p>Why is that?<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s like back when I was pregnant with ALL FIVE of my children. For sure, I knew for <em>sure<\/em> my first two were girls while they were in utero. And they were boys. And THEN, I knew, just KNEW that my next three were boys while they were in utero.<\/p>\n<p>All girls.<\/p>\n<p>(We never wanted to find out through a sonogram, preferred a surprise. Not everyone is like that. Some people want to know ahead of time, but I&#8217;m an open-your-Christmas-presents-on-Christmas person, and I really liked that in the hospital the nurses were always just a little more perky and helpful when they were in on the fun of the surprise as well. And *now* I&#8217;m really glad I&#8217;m done being pregnant altogether. Anyone else think a surprise is better?)<\/p>\n<p>Anyway. <strong>Wrong<\/strong> exactly 100% of the time. You&#8217;d think I&#8217;d be remotely able to guess, even 1\/5. But no.<\/p>\n<p>Just like with the commenty-ness of my blog.<\/p>\n\n      <div data-chorus-discovery data-url=\"https:\/\/www.authorjennifergriffith.com\/?p=562\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I really love my publisher. 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