{"id":853,"date":"2013-04-27T15:30:28","date_gmt":"2013-04-27T22:30:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.authorjennifergriffith.com\/?p=853"},"modified":"2013-04-27T15:34:47","modified_gmt":"2013-04-27T22:34:47","slug":"things-i-paid-my-daughter-1-to-do","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.authorjennifergriffith.com\/?p=853","title":{"rendered":"Things I Paid my Daughter $1 to Do"},"content":{"rendered":"      <p>Today my 10 year-old asked me if she could save up and buy a kiddie pool to put in the back yard.<\/p>\n<p>My mommy mercenary ears went a-buzzing! Cheap labor! A way out of doing housework chores I have been dreading! Yeah!<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Sure, sweetheart. Do you want to start today?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Do you mean &#8216;money jobs&#8217;?&#8221; Like she thought this dream might take a long time to realize. No, sweetie. We can make this happen now!<\/p>\n<p>I offered to pay her a dollar each for doing various assignments. Here&#8217;s what she ultimately did at a\u00a0buck a pop.<\/p>\n<p>* Mop the kitchen floor (Sticky from red slush melted and partially dried)<\/p>\n<p>* Straighten her bedroom (Which had her little sisters&#8217; clothes and pull ups all over)<\/p>\n<p>* Pick up the back yard (Decorated with yucky mess)<\/p>\n<p>* Pull weeds in the side yard (The sheer number of thorns in this climate is dumbfounding)<\/p>\n<p>* Make cookies (Which I shouldn&#8217;t&#8217;ve asked her to do. Cookies are my NeMESiS!)<\/p>\n<p>* Wipe off the stovetop (Let&#8217;s just not even imagine how bad it was before)<\/p>\n<p>* Do the lunch dishes (Did I mention I made homemade cream of mushroom soup today? Gray soup. Bless her.)<\/p>\n<p>* Fold a batch of laundry (Her own. I let her off easy)<\/p>\n<p>That, altogether, added up to just 50-cents less than she needed to earn for her kiddie pool, when added to the money she&#8217;d already saved up. I&#8217;ll have to think of one more chore.<\/p>\n<p>This\u00a0brought to mind the\u00a0situation a few years ago when my oldest son wanted to earn money for a DSi video game thingy. I actually didn&#8217;t want him to have one, so I said he could get it if he earned all the money for it. Am I the only parent of a determined child who has made this mistake? Serious underestimation.<\/p>\n<p>Despite my horrible, cruel efforts to thwart him (like paying him 25 cents to clean chicken droppings off the floor of the entire sunporch back when I was crazy enough to let my husband talk me into joining the &#8220;urban chicken movement&#8221;, and another 25 cents to do all these awful jobs like clean out the whole garage), he achieved the full purchase price after several weeks.<\/p>\n<p>Serious underestimation.<\/p>\n<p>Since then, I have softened a bit, I guess. Or else it&#8217;s just that a kiddie pool sounds a lot less &#8230; brain-sucking than a Nintendo game system. The price per-job has inflated quite a bit since then, too. Ah, the joy of being able to do things on my own whim.<\/p>\n<p>So today\u00a0was a major case of &#8220;everybody wins&#8221; because as she did all the chores I&#8217;d been avoiding myself, I had a chance to get my lesson ready for church tomorrow, go buy dog food, pull *other* weeds, and get three more pages done on my current writing WIP &#8212; which puts me at the halfway point! Yeah! Can&#8217;t express what a relief that is, after a rough couple of weeks finding time to write at all.<\/p>\n<p>Daughters are fabulous.<\/p>\n<p>Only downside: we have to now go to WalMart on a Saturday afternoon to procure her prize.<\/p>\n<p>(Almost negates all the positives of this situation.)<\/p>\n\n      <div data-chorus-discovery data-url=\"https:\/\/www.authorjennifergriffith.com\/?p=853\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today my 10 year-old asked me if she could save up and buy a kiddie pool to put in the back yard. My mommy mercenary ears went a-buzzing! Cheap labor! A way out of doing housework chores I have been dreading! Yeah! &#8220;Sure, sweetheart. 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